We've all been at a friend’s house and discovered we’re living in a single-ply nightmare because he's too stingy for the good stuff. We love the Generic Toilet Paper for Cheap A-Holes, because when they get it, they can't hide from the truth. You know the next time you go to the bathroom that roll is going to be the one you're using, because cheap a-holes are stubborn a-holes. But, at least this time, you’re wiping on your own terms.
