Avenging Unicorn – Vengeance with a Charming Touch of Whimsy

After a rough day, the last thing you want to deal with a hipster blathering on about how diverse his vinyl collection is. When an occasion like this arises, resist the urge to throat punch him right in the bow tie. Instead, whip out your new best friend…

Avenging Unicorn!

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Our Avenging Unicorn action figure is all sunshine and rainbows until you’re ready to dole out some justice, majestic style. Then it’s time for some cold, hard vengeance! The poseable unicorn comes with an extra long horn — the better to impale life’s most obnoxious characters with. Apparently, even toy unicorns can’t stand mimes, hipsters or wealthy, out-of-touch bank CEOs. Can you blame them?

If you’re up to your eyeballs in bottled frustration, it’s time to put the Avenging Unicorn action figure to work. It’s cheaper than therapy and whole lot funnier. Get yours on FunSlurp.com today!


Big Savings: FunSlurp Specials for Every Room of Your House

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We have two pages of products on special right now! You’ve got to check it out. There are literally savings for every room of your house!

Living Room– Not crazy about what the kids are watching on TV? Pop the iPlunge stand on the back of your iPod and throw in a pair of our cupcake ear buds and you’ve got a mini hands free entertainment center all of your very own!  And, to keep your furniture safe from any condensation on your ice cold beverage, throw use our stylish and sweet record coasters.

Dining Room– Serve up a piping hot dish of pasta with our spaghetti-wrapped Buona pasta servers. Then as a side dish, you can serve up your family’s favorite salad with the rockin’ sing along cooking tongs.

Kitchen– In the kitchen, you can take out your frustrations on some raw beef with the knuckle meat pounder. Know one will ever suspect you were ever tense when you pair that perfect steak with some heart-shaped eggs, served sunny side up, of course.

Bathroom– Brush up on your fishing skills while you’re dropping a bobber with the potty fisher, and then express your political views by singing your own special version of “Hail to the Chief” while wiping your backside with Obama toilet paper. Don’t forget to wash your hands with some manly bacon soap and brush your teeth with some pickle toothpaste.

Bedroom– Turn up the heat…or just the bizarre…with a little role-playing. Slap on the giant fake mustache and don your Miller Lite cowboy hat and turn your boudoir into a rodeo!

And this is just the beginning! There are plenty other specials to jazz up your home office, patio and rec room, too! Click our specials tab to find everything you need for every room in your house!

Unique Products for Family Fun

connectibel fun strawsThere are lots of run-of-the-mill family pastimes like playing catch or game nights, but what if you’re looking for something a little different or exciting? One of the privileges of parenthood is sharing the more extraordinary and interesting things the world has to offer.

If you can’t afford a weekend getaway to explore a natural wonder or score some sunburns at the local waterpark, try some of these cool family fun products out together. Good times are sure to be had by all!

DIY Connectible Straws

Kids love wacky straws, but why not take it to a whole new level? Not only can you build your own fun straws, you can create one huge mega straw that dips and dives into more than one cup. It’s like building your own beverage roller coaster.

Foldable Cardboard Birdhouse

Do your kids like to get crafty, but you don’t have the time to build a birdhouse from scratch? This is the perfect compromise. Pop up the easy-to-assemble birdhouse and help your kids decorate them. Then you can hang them outside for your neighborhood’s feathered friends, or collapse them again and mail them as gifts to grandparents, aunts and uncles.

Monster Fun Pops

Instead of buying boring, everyday ice pops, concoct your own monster pops from a selection of your family’s favorite juices. Your kids will have a blast mixing up new, delicious frozen treats in these oversized ice pop molds. Then while they’re freezing up you can pop in your favorite family-friendly monster movie and enjoy some classic family together time.

Every chance to spend time with your family is an opportunity to share a fun, new experience! With these unique products, there’s no doubt you’ll have hours of good old fashioned modern, exciting family fun.