Heat things up in the kitchen with our sexy his and hers aprons!

Are you planning to stay in with your honey this Valentine’s Day? Add a little spice and humor to your meal preparation with our sexy his and hers aprons.

Cooking together can be both fun and romantic. That’s why these playful aprons make the perfect kitchen accessories on a day when love is in the air and laughter just brings you closer.

Enjoy the perfect physiques while keeping your nice outfits clean with our Snake in Pants Apron for him and Risque Lingerie Apron for her. For a limited time, these aprons are on sale for just $10.95 each, so hurry and get busy cooking up a memorable Valentine’s Day.

Check out our selection of funny statement aprons for even more hilarious ways to express yourself while you cook.

Sizzling Aprons Fight Winter Woes

Tired of trudging through a winter wonderland yet? When snow gets caught up in all your nooks and crannies every time you walk out the door, it’s nice to bundle up, stay home and leave the white stuff outside. Sadly, the cocoa eventually grows cold and winter woes set in.

Don’t let all the fleece and flannel bring you down! Slip into one of our sexy aprons and bring on the sizzle. It won’t be long before your mind is off the cold and onto the hot!

For the ladies, we have three options to get your dudes feeling a bit feverish, even in the chilliest of climates. When you’re wearing hot body aprons, they won’t even notice your sweatpants or fuzzy socks!

Take your pick of the…

Blue Bikini Apron

blue bikini apron

Risque Lingerie Apron

sexy lingerie apron

or Sexy Santa Apron (Naughty is NEVER out of season!)

sexy santa lingerie apron

And, of course, we can’t leave the fellas out of all the fun! Make the temperature in your kitchens rise with our Snake In Pants Apron. The ladies will be charmed, we’re sure.

snake in pants apron

You can find all of these sizzling hot designs in our collection of hilarious statement aprons. Check out the store on FunSlurp.com today!

Funny Message Aprons Add Offbeat Flavor to Cooking

Cooking a great meal is serious business, but that doesn’t mean there’s zero wiggle room for humor. Seasoning in some laughter always makes time spent slaving away in the kitchen much more enjoyable for everyone. So, the next time you’re on dinner detail, add some offbeat flavor to your cooking by sharing your silly sense of humor with one of our funny message aprons.

Whether the family chef is blessed with culinary skills or cursed with a long string of kitchen nightmares, we’re sure to have something that will bring a smile to his or her face. We have awesomely funny message aprons for everyone you know. Take a look at just a few:

funny message aprons

Sprinkling humor on mundane meal prep makes the whole experience more pleasurable for everyone. That’s what makes funny message aprons such fabulous, hilarious gifts for all your family and friends. Check out our ever-growing selection here and help someone you love to make a statement in the kitchen today.