Be Prepared: Carry The Bullet Proof Flask

Have you ever had that one shot too many? You know — the one that turns you from an average, everyday fella into a 10-feet-tall, bulletproof, trash-talkin’, girlfriend stealing, bulletproof badass?

We’ve all been there, and have had to morning after emergency dental appointments to prove it. Okay, so maybe not all of us, but odds are you’re not alone.

That’s why we recommend the Bullet Proof Flask. Sure, it’s not really bulletproof, but it looks like it’s the property of one tough hombre that mere mortals wouldn’t want to tango with. After all, if the flask got hit with that many bullets, how many did you take and survive to tell the tale.

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That’s right. The Bullet Proof Flask is the flask of choice for corner bar badasses everywhere. Not only does it ward off bar fights, the chicks love a guy with a good story.

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Disclosure: The Bullet Proof Flask is not bulletproof. It is for novelty purposes only. Well, and to hold the adult beverage of your choice.

Concealed Celebration: Unusual Flasks Just In Time For St. Patty’s Day

St. Patrick’s Day is coming up next week, so it’s time to prepare. If you’re having a party, but don’t want to share the “good stuff” with your guests, these unusual flasks will keep your expensive liquor close at hand, but incognito.

Let them drink from the keg of Keystone Light (shame on you) while you sneak the occasional nip of Scotch. Good times will be had by all!

binocular flaskBinocular Flask: Funnel some spirits into the binocular flask and tell folks you’re taking a vacation from reality or keeping a lookout for party-crashing hotties.

belly flaskBooze Belly Flask: Fill ‘er up and belt ‘er on under your “Kiss me I’m Irish…today!” shirt. No one will ever be the wiser. If anyone gets curious, tell them it’s medical and ask if they want to see. Trust me, they won’t, and you might just score a sympathy lap dance from the sorority girl wannabe who has a soft spot for wounded, well, anything.

cell phone flaskCell Phone Flask: Who doesn’t have a cell phone on them all the time? Tell your party guests that you’re “on call” and don’t want to miss any important…glug…messages…glug glug.

Sharing is caring, unless it’s a bottle of fine liqueur. Then it’s just silly. Don’t get caught in a situation where you have waste a single drop on the melon-head from your office that you just couldn’t avoid inviting.

If you’d like to know more about the featured, fun flasks above, CLICK HERE.

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY!