Judge the refs with your own fun sounders!

Every football fan has been there. You’re at the edge of your seat, watching your team giving everything they’ve got to bring home a win. Suddenly — a close call. While some black and white clad hacks review the play, you shout what REALLY happened at the screen.

After what seems like an eternity, the head hack stands midfield and waves his arms around shouting out his obviously biased opinion. Don’t waste another ounce of energy yelling at that donkey’s backside, you can say everything you need to say with the press of a button.

Our fun  sounder buttons come in two football ready styles. First, there’s the ever popular Bullshit Button, which always gets a workout during a professional football game, thanks to shoddy refereeing. Thankfully, it shouts six different choice phrases, so you can call bullshit in plenty of different ways.

bullshit buttonIf there will be kids watching the game with you, you might rather use the Instant Audience Sounder. It’s more versatile than just a standard applause button, making four handy sounds:

Applause: For touchdowns and the rare good call

Crickets: For the announcers terrible humor

Rimshot: For zinging your buddies

Boo: For sucky calls and the other team scoring

applause sounderWhen it comes to the close calls during the big game, you can be the judge with our fun sounders. Grab your Bullshit Button or Instant Audience Sounder and be ready in time for the Super Bowl.

Order by noon CST on January 29, 2014 and you’ll have your sounders in time for Super Bowl Sunday!

When things get thick, call Bullsh*t!

Wouldn’t it be nice to just sound an alarm when you’re drowning in a big steaming pile of bull pucky? It’s a problem we all face, whether it’s at the office, home or an unfortunate encounter with the town gossip at the grocery store — as soon as their jaws start flapping we feel like we need wading boots and clothespins for our noses.

Instead of humoring them and listening like you’re buying an ounce of the crap, just grab the Bullshit Button out of your pocket or purse and let everyone in earshot know the situation.

bullshit button

The Bullshit Button says all that needs to be said, and it says it loud and clear! Whoever is spreading the muck will think twice before sharing it with you again.

This handy sounder says several different phrases, such as “That was bullshit!” and “Warning! Warning! Bullshit Alert!” which makes it the perfect gag gift for your friends at the office or pals with teenagers.

Must-Haves for a No-Nonsense New Year

2012 is on its way out, so it’s time to look to the future. Whether or not you’re writing a list of resolutions, do yourself a favor and promise yourself that you’ll do one thing for sure…but an end to the nonsense.

The beginning of a new year means a fresh start. But, like everything else, to be successful, you have to go into it in the right head space and have the right tools to help you along.

Here are some highly recommended must-haves for a no-nonsense new year:

Erase Your Past Gum

erase your past gum

A few good chomps and all the missteps of yesteryear are gone. Clean slate? Check!

Bullshit Button

bullshit button

Don’t put up with the BS. When you hit it, sound the alarm. It will break the bullshitter’s bad habit really quickly.

Shit List Sticky Note Pad

shit list sticky notepad

“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.” Don’t get fooled again. Keep a list and don’t forget. He or she will be toeing the line in no time.

Sarcastic WTF Stamp

sarcastic wtf stamp

Incomplete reports. Stupid memos. Reminders to do crappy jobs that don’t make any sense whatsoever. Stamp them and file them properly.

Grenade Complaint Department Mug

grenade complaint department mug

Don’t sitting through others’ tireless whining and total crapola. Take a sip of brew and get the message across at the same time.

Don’t go into 2013 unprepared. The only way to put an end to the nonsense is to deal with it head on. Get your must-haves and take no prisoners!