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Bald AF Reality Putty

Bald AF Reality Putty

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Bald AF Reality Putty

We understand that being bald isn’t all peaches and rainbows, fellas. When you’re rocking the cue ball, you have a unique set of problems to navigate. Other men are constantly jealous of all the money you’re saving on haircuts and hair products, and the ladies just won’t take no for an answer. Dealing with all this stress can be tough, unless you have a tin of Bald AF Reality Putty.

If you’re overcome with all the stress that accompanies your male pattern awesomeness, you can squish and squeeze the orange glitter therapy putty through your hands and release some of that tension.

Specs, Features and Bragging Eights

  • Special formula loosens up as you work it in your hands
  • Funny orange glitter therapy putty comes in a Bald AF tin
  • Unique Over-the-Hill gag gift for friends and family
  • Hilarious novelty gift for men
  • Tin measures approximately 85 mm and holds 60 g of putty

Funny Over-the-Hill Gift for Friends and Family

Bald AF Reality Putty is a hilarious over the hill gift for men. It’s compact enough to keep handy in a toolbox, desk, or cabinet for emergency situations. It’s a fun idea for care packages, stocking stuffers, gift baskets, milestone birthday presents, retirement or over-the-hill parties, and Secret Santa gifts.

NOVELTY USE ONLY

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer

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