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Another Riveting Day at the Office Stress Putty

Another Riveting Day at the Office Stress Putty

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Another Riveting Day at the Office Reality Relief Putty

Adulthood at Its Most Captivating

Yay. The office. Again. If you look forward to the daily grind as much as receiving an ice-cold enema from a hairy, 80-year-old male nurse named Burt, then you need to keep a tin of Another Riveting Day at the Office Reality Relief Putty.

One of adulthood’s greatest mysteries is how working in an office for 40 hours a week can be soul-yawning mundane and glute-clinching stressful at the same time. Yet, those of us keeping the wheels of the rat race turning know that the struggle is oh so real. Unfortunately, your days at the office secure the means of survival in return, so losing your cool with a tyrant boss, inept coworker, or clueless client would probably be a terrible idea…no matter how great it feels in the moment. Instead of going nuclear, reach in your desk for that trusty Riveting Day at the Office Stress Putty. Knead, roll, tug, and tear at this handy therapy putty until you cool down enough that the fury fades from your eyes, and you’re safely back in your work coma.

Specs, Features and Bragging Eights

  • Special formula loosens up as you work it in your hands
  • Riveting Day at the Office Putty comes in a completely unexciting, business casual tin
  • Weird gag gift for coworkers and friends who’ve been sentenced to a lifetime of desk duty
  • Putty is a pearly green reminder why you have to zip your lips and keep typing
  • Hilarious novelty gift for adults who live by the timeclock
  • Tin measures approximately 85 mm and holds 60 g of putty

Because Office Life

Another Riveting Day at the Office Reality Relief Putty will be your best friend when every day feels like Monday. It’s compact enough to fit in a desk, purse, or cabinet, so you always have it when you need it. The worries of the day will squish through your fingers whenever work stress starts to build, and you’ll walk away feeling relaxed and collected enough to fight the urge to send a resignation email to your boss, complete with a copy of your butt attached.

This funny office gift is perfect for coworkers and friends who’ve signed on for adulthood’s paid bore-fest. The pearlized green stress putty will help them keep work stress in check until it’s time to punch the clock. It’s a fun idea for care packages, gift baskets, birthday presents, Secret Santa gifts, or other office gift exchanges. It’s also a unique way to congratulate your family and friends on new jobs and promotions!

Tin measures approximately 85 mm and holds about 60 g of putty.

NOVELTY USE ONLY

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer

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