Ah Choo Nose Pepper Mill

Ah Choo Nose Pepper Mill

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How many people have been caught in the pepper trap and wound up sneezing all over their pasta?

Take the pepper paradigm to the next level with the Ah Choo Nose Pepper Mill. You can skip the awkward build up and just cut to the chase by covering your food with pepper boogers coming from a giant nose.

The Ah Choo Nose Pepper Mill is the perfect gift for the picky chef with a sense of humor. This is the only nose that won't sneeze when confronted with a nasal cavity full of pepper. Your guests will awkwardly handle the nose to your enjoyment at every meal.

Oh Nose, You Didn’t

Restaurants have those boring peppermills that are 6 feet long and while they may look sophisticated, are nothing compared to the Ah Choo Nose Pepper Mill. It’s a schnozz so big even Jimmy Durante might be envious. You’ll love your food with pepper shot out of a pair of giant nostrils. It’s like seasoning your dinner with a gourmet booger.



Specs, Features and Bragging Rights

- Approx. 4"x3"

- Pepper mill shaped like a nose

- Stainless-steel grinding mechanism

- Refillable

- Nose its way around a kitchen

- Silliness included, peppercorns are not


Who Would Love the Ah Choo Nose Pepper Mill?

Anyone with fine taste will enjoy the quiet, cultural sophistication … oh, who are we kidding, it’s a giant nose that shoots out pepper. Anyone that likes pepper and has a good sense of humor will love this gift. If you know a chef who prides himself on decking out his kitchen with all the fanciest of utensils, then this might help him get grounded back into reality.


Frequently Asked Questions

Are the peppercorns really considered boogers?

Yes, in the most clinical and literal way, the pepper coming from the Ah Choo Nose Pepper Mill could be considered as nostril crumbs, but they’ll be the only boogers that actually make something taste better. Don’t let a little nose lotion keep you from spicing up that spaghetti.


Why do you keep talking about boogers?

Simply put, life’s too short not to enjoy a little booger humor. There’s nothing to be ashamed of, we all have our own mucus stories. We don’t usually talk obsessively about boogers, but when we get the opportunity to expand on this important subject, we take it seriously…because it’s funny.

Why We Love It

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