Zombie Poop Gumballs

Zombie Poop Gumballs

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It's been a while since we've read up on the subject, but we're confident the first rule of zombie survival is to never eat anything that falls out of a zombie's butt. That's a life lesson right there.

That is unless it's Zombie Poop Gumballs. These lemon-lime flavored undead treats are tasty and won't turn you into a mindless killing machine- we think. And, we're fairly certain your neighbors will be safe from your venomous bite as long as you're chewing Zombie Poop Gumballs and not real zombie dookie.

In a world filled with armed, zombie apocalypse paranoid rednecks, its always better to err on the side of caution. If you get the sudden urge to start gnawing on granny, stop those undead cravings with Zombie Poop Gumballs and you just might avoid the dreaded headshot. Maybe.

Approximately 24 pieces.

Finally! An answer to the age old question: He eats limb after limb, but where does that zombie put it? Zombie theorists are sleeping easier since the Zombie Poop Gumballs hit our shelves, and we're happy to help. Plus, you haven't lived until you've blown a bubble with undead dookie gum.


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