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Zombie Breath Survival Mints

Zombie Breath Survival Mints

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Zombie Breath Survival Mints

It’s not a matter of if, but when the zombie apocalypse happens, so you need to be prepared. In addition to your trusty rifle and survival knife, keep a tin of Zombie Breath Survival Mints on hand. They’ll keep your breath wintergreen fresh while you’re hacking and slashing your way through endless zombie hordes. Did you get bit? Are you on the verge or turning? Don’t let the stench of the undead keep you from getting your daily dose of brains. Zombie Breath Survival Mints keeps the rank aroma of the rotting dead from giving you away.

Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights

-              Zombie apocalypse-proof tin filled with wintergreen mints

-              Must-have for post-apocalyptic first dates

-              Collectable tin reads: Zombie Breath Survival Mints

-              Contains approximately 165 breath mints

-              Funny, unique gift for zombie fans and apocalypse survival enthusiasts

Undead Sexy

Your breath is a big part of being attractive. No one wants to talk to someone with funky undead breath. You may not be able to shower or have deodorant during the zombie apocalypse, but you can still have game with Zombie Breath Survival Mints. They’re everything one of the few humans left on Earth could want to help find someone to repopulate…if you know what we mean. They whole world is filled with rotting flesh and undead monsters, but you should still do what you can to have pleasant and refreshing conversation. Everyone will want to go on zombie patrol with you if you have these delicious mints.

Why We Love It

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