The Whatever Slammer Button

The Whatever Slammer Button

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Kids can say the dandiest things, right? It’s just another day in Parentville when they insult your cooking or whine about how you ruined their lives because you wouldn’t let them pierce their faces.

When they starting spouting off their usual crap, just hit The Whatever Slammer Button. It’s the universal sign of go ahead and keep talking, but no one is listening.

The Whatever Slammer Button is perfect for work and home. One push of the button will let everyone around you know that you’re in no mood for their bologna today.

Lay Down Some Truth

Got a boss who on your case? Whatever! Got a boyfriend or husband that’s annoying? Whatever! You can lay down some truth when the forces of annoyance come calling with the Whatever Smaller Button. Let them know that their drama isn’t going to bring you down and let them know they should go cry to mama. You’ve got better things to do, so…Whatever!


Specs, Features and Bragging Rights

- Red slammer button expresses your irritation without wasting your breath

- Measures approximately 2 ½ inches wide

- Features 10 different “Whatever” sound clips to keep your indifference spicy


Who Would Love the Whatever Slammer Button?

Anyone who is inundated with a constant spewing of verbal crap will love the ability to stop the madness in its tracks. One press and BOOM, you just let them know that you’re not going to listen anymore. Is someone complaining about your zebra print eyeliner? Whatever! Maybe you wanted to look like a majestic creature…or circus clown. They don’t know you.


Frequently Asked Questions


What happens if I keep pressing it?

If you find the need to press this over and over and over again throughout the day, then you’re probably badly in need of a change of scenery. There’s only so many presses you can get before you become the problem and not the solution. Don’t go crying WHATEVER all willy nilly.


The batteries ran out. What do I do?

Don’t panic. If a situation arises when you need an immediate Whatever! and the batteries are worn out, then try your best to slam the button and be a ventriloquist. Shaggy was always good at throwing his voice, so watch some old Scooby Doo episodes and study him. Or, head to any store that carries batteries and replace them. Whatever.

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer


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