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Uncle Richard's Hose Cleaner Soap

Uncle Richard's Hose Cleaner Soap

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A Chore No More!

Don’t you hate when you get a kink in your hose? Instead of a glorious, full, powerful stream, you’re left with a piddling puddle. If your performance is a little below average, then you should try Uncle Richard’s Hose Cleaner. It’s guaranteed to get your hose looking sparkly and new. Have you asked people to drink from your hose and been given a gagging response? No one wants to put their mouth around a dirty hose. Make sure it’s as clean as a whistle.  How do you whistle? You just put your lips together and blow.

Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights

- Keeps your most important tool shiny and clean all year round

- Prevents unsightly rusting from non-use

- One size fits most hoses

- Open center measures about 1 ½ inches in diameter

- Novelty use only

Wash, Rinse, Repeat

When your hose looks a little worse for the wear, just grab Uncle Richard’s Hose Cleaner and place it around the nozzle. Slide it up and down the hose until you’re once again shooting a long stream you can be proud of again. Hoses will naturally get dirty with age and aggressive use, but you can put a few miles back on your hose with several satisfying applications of Uncle Richard’s Hose Cleaner. Everyone you show your hose to will be impressed, not only in its new look, but its overall renewed strength and durability. Your hose will be able to go all season long. 

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer

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