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Trump Toots Cotton Candy

Trump Toots Cotton Candy

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Trump Toots Cotton Candy – It’s really, really, really great, believe us.

Delicious Trump Toots are making farts great again! They’re yugely tasty and your friends and family are sure to love them bigly. The 1 ounce bag of fluffy orange cotton candy is a perfect serving size for any political humor lover with or without small hands.

Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights

  • 1 ounce of mysteriously fluffy, but totally real orange cotton candy
  • Doubles as a candy toupee
  • Hysterical gift for friends and frenemies of the Fartmander in Chief

Making Cotton Candy Gifts Great Again

Trump Toots Cotton Candy is the perfect cotton candy gag gift for democrats and republicans. This funny Trump gift will have everyone laughing hysterically no matter what side of the fence they sit on. It’s a totally biFARTisan political gift. The hilarious Donald Trump fart design will have everyone rolling, making it a wonderful, unexpected addition to holiday care packages and gift baskets. Slip it in as a funny stocking stuffer, or wrap it up for a sidesplitting white elephant gift.

Why We Love It

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