Tiny Hands

Tiny Hands

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You’ve heard of people having a big head, but I bet you’ve never thought about Tiny Hands. These fake hands are purposely small, so it looks like you’ve got a big head and petite fingers. Imagine the looks you’ll get walking down the street or at the office when you show off your Tiny Hands. We don’t know if the look is funny or just downright creepy as your miniscule digits freak people out on the street. It’s perfect for pranksters and those attention seekers that will do anything for a laugh.

 

 

Give Them A Hand…A Small One

 

It always seems that dentists, proctologists and gynecologists have giant hands, so why not give these people an option. Tiny Hands might not make that rectal exam any easier, but at least you’ll be laughing as Doctor Bigknuckle digs deep in your nethers. Tiny Hands are cute unless they come attached to a living homicidal doll.

 

Specs, Features and Bragging Rights

 

- Realistic looking little hands

- Hands measure 3 inches long

- Draw people’s attention

- Awesome gag for any day of the week

- Handles easily hidden inside the cuff of long-sleeved shirts

- Total length with handle 6.5 inches long

 

Who Would Love Tiny Hands?

 

Anyone with mammoth and gargantuan hands will find the change not only refreshing, but welcome. Going from horrendously huge to adorably small is enough to make any giant handed person cry with joy. We’ve seen it. It’s disturbingly cute and heartwarming. We also recommend them for the serial high-fivers in your life.  They’ll appreciate challenging their friends with a much smaller, more entertaining target.

 

Frequently Asked Questions

 

Can I use them like real hands?

 

Unfortunately, they don’t have opposable thumbs, so we wouldn’t recommend grabbing a beer with them. The good news is they’re totally proper for tiny high fives and freaking out the neighbors!

 

I have really small hands, could I use these?

 

Yes, anyone with any size hands can use them, but they might make less of an impact if you have three inch hands. Regular size handed people will get “Whoa, what happened to your hands.” You’ll probably get, “Wow, did you do something new with your hair?” 

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer

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