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The 38 Foot Yacht

Next time you break into the yacht club and are having drinks with the hoity toity elite, you can sit back and tell them about your 38-foot Yacht. You won't be lying. This clever play on words is a small toy boat with 38-plastic feet attached to the bottom. You may not be able to sail the high seas, but no one else has to know that. You can even take it into the bathtub if you ever want to take it for a spin. The 38-foot yacht is the perfect gift for any dreamer or sailing aficionado.
$8.95

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