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Come on, guys. You’ve all wanted to measure the size of your member, but the idea always comes to you while on the toilet. Now, you can finally see exactly how manly you are with the Tape Measure Toilet Paper. This totally functional measuring tape and toilet paper combo lets you measure away and get rid of the evidence in case you come up a little short.
Sit back and measure you biceps, waistline and anything else you want while sitting on the porcelain throne. When you’re too bored for magazines, grab the Tape Measure Toilet Paper and experience a whole new level of bathroom hijinks.