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There's no confidence booster equal to a crazy awesome mustache. We can't all grow mustaches as bushy as Burt Reynolds, but you can at least have something big and hairy in your pocket. Get your mind out of the gutter.. I am talking about the Talking Mustache Key Chain...and it talks. This hilarious key chain says "Well hellloooo there..." and who doesn't love that? Well, you can at least annoy your neighbors and friends with it. The good news is the Talking Mustache Key Chain will keep the focus off your hairy back...and arms...and pretty much everything else.
If you're like me and can't grow a "real mustache" then get the next best thing. Tote this mustache keychain with you wherever you go. If your having a moment and need to feel macho simply click the button... instant manliness!