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Ever feel like a total jerk magnet? Slip into these flower-adorned reminders to walk away when every you see one approaching.
Our Stay Away From Assholes Socks aren’t just a funny alternative to ordinary socks, they can save you from a whole mess of headaches. Whenever you fear you’re in the presence of an asshole, just take a peek at your feet and hit the pavement.
Stay Away From Assholes Socks make a thoughtful gift for all your gal pals who waste their precious time and energy on d-bags, as well as anyone who works in a service industry where assholes lurk around every corner.
Fits ladies’ sizes 5-10.
Made from 60% combed cotton, 37% nylon and 3% spandex.