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Stank Breath Mints

Stank Breath Mints

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Stank Breath Mints

Damn, Bro, Take 10!

Something wicked this way comes … from your mouth!

Nothing challenges a relationship like a nasty case of butt breath. If a simple “hello” from someone you care about makes your eyes water and nostril hairs curl, it’s time to do everyone a favor and whip out your trusty tin of Stank Breath Mints. The sweet wintergreen mints inside are guaranteed to save the day!

Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights

  • Hilarious tin filled with wintergreen breath mints
  • Collectible tin reads: Stank Breath Reality Mints
  • Contains approximately 165 breath-freshening mints
  • Funny, gag gift for friends and family

Be the Answer

So, you love ‘em, but that rank aroma emanating from their gob is something you just can’t hang with. With the help of some Stank Breath Mints, you can be the solution! Cheaper than family therapy, marriage counseling, finding a new job, or forfeiting every last article of clothing your best friend has “forgotten” to return, there’s really no end to the problem-solving power that is packed into this funny tin.

Loaded with funk-stomping wintergreen breath mints, this hilarious novelty gift for adults and teens makes the perfect silly stocking stuffer, unisex white elephant gift, or addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets for kids, teens, and grownups alike. 

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer

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