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How many times have you been on the Interstate and seen some crazy driver swerving in and out of traffic like a madman? Odds are you thought he was angry at the world or just sucked at driving, but he may just have had to take a gnarly dump. If you're the manic swerver in question, then take the guess work out of the equation with the Speeding Cuz I Have To Poop Window Sign. When they see this sign coming, they'll know to give you a wide berth because you've got an important place to go...literally. Suction Window Sign: "I'm Only Speeding Cuz I Have to Poop!"
Everyone's been on the road with a rumbly in the tumbly and no choice but to hit the gas. We felt that this hilarious sign really captured the essence of one of dookie debacles and highly encourage putting one in every car. It's only a matter of time before it's ringing true anyway.