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Every man knows that beneath his trousers lies a python ready to strike. Ok, so maybe a python isn’t the right word, but there’s something hiding under there. Make your man feel like a virile manbeast with the Snake in Pants Apron.
This not so subtly suggestive apron features a muscled body in Speedos and a large green serpent slithering out.
It doesn’t matter if you’re packing a boa or a garden snake, the Snake in Pants Apron will make you feel like you’ve got a foot long reptile ready to be unleashed.