The bones start to rattle and creak as you get older, and that makes for some slow movin'. Old people can't help being slow, it's just the way they were made. Keep your geriatric neighborhood safe with the Slow Mover Caution Sign. The sign depicts an older figure with a cane walking, and you are pretty sure it's the spitting image of Grandpa Joe.

Let motorists know to slow down because there are old people crossing the street. In fact, you might want to find an alternate route, because that could take a while. Old people have earned the right to be slow, so just grin and bare it, making sure to educate other people while you're at it.