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Shart Wipes

Shart Wipes

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Shart Wipes

OH. NO.

Life is full of surprises, and let’s face it, some are better than others. For example, when you’re standing in a crowd of people and feel a rumbly in the tumbly. You don’t think twice about releasing a little pressure, after all, with all these people around, who would ever know it was you? You take a deep breath and let her rip. But. Oh no. Was that? Was that creamy? When you’ve trusted a fart just a little too much, you’ll thank all that’s good in the world for Shart Wipes.

Shart Wipes are an antibacterial miracle when shart happens. Each disposable cleansing cloth is durable and soaked in a high-quality antibacterial solution that will knock out the nasties that life inevitably hands you at the worst times possible.

Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights

  • Sleek, Shart design antibacterial wet wipes
  • Wipes for men and women who’ve been fooled before
  • Nasty surprises are no match for these antibacterial wet wipes at home, work, or on the go
  • Hilarious gag gift or stocking stuffer for serial sharters
  • Handy resealable lift tab makes access to your Shart Antibacterial Wipes easy breezy
  • Travel-sized gift pack includes 15 wipes

Funny Shart Gag Gift is a Must-Have for Everyone

Anyone who’s had a butt all their life has been shocked by a rogue squirt. Friends don’t let friends shart unprepared. Shart Antibacterial Wipes are the perfect gift for everyone, because nobody is exempt from those nasty surprises that have them doing the shameful backwards walk to the nearest bathroom. Filled with 15 antibacterial wipes, this weird novelty gift for adults and teens is a crazy, fun stocking stuffer, Valentine’s, Mother’s Day or Father’s Day gift, or addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets. They’re also an easy choice for Secret Santa gift exchanges or White Elephant parties.

*FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY*

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer

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