Screw You Bottle Opener

Screw You Bottle Opener

$11.29  $9.95
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How many times have you had a hard time opening a bottle of wine and wanted to scream "Screw You"!?? There's no need to wake the neighbors with vulgarity thanks to the Screw You Bottle Opener.

This hilarious and handy corkscrew is strategically placed as the middle finger, and the opener itself is shaped like an angry fist. Just pop the cork and you're sentiment will be complete.

You can tell the world exactly how you're feeling without muttering one expletive out loud, thanks to the Screw You Bottle Opener. This is the perfect passive aggressive way to celebrate your boss' birthday or show your mother-in-law just how much you really care.

The Bottle Opener for Those Needing Anger Management

There is nothing better than tasting the crisp flavor of wine, but getting the cork out can make you want to scream. The Screw You Bottle Opener lets you vent your frustration without throwing the bottle across the room. You're telling the bottle, and anyone who teases you for your poor wine opening skills, to screw off before you even touch the cork.


Specs, Features and Bragging Rights

- It’s a corkscrew with an attitude

- Dishwasher safe

- Pop the cork to say how you feel

- Makes a great gift that says it all


Who Would Love The Screw You Bottle Opener?

Anyone who has spent more time getting the cork out than actually drinking the wine will absolutely love the Screw You Bottle Opener. They can flip the bird as they curse out the bottle for being corked by the devil himself. Don't get mad, just tell the bottle screw you.


Frequently Asked Questions

Can I use this on anything besides wine?

If it has a cork, then this thing can open it. As for taking it elsewhere, what better way to covertly give your boss the old one finger salute than with the innocuous looking Screw You Bottle Opener? Just open up a bottle and toast his health while holding the opener in its proper upright position.


Are wine bottles really that hard to open?

It takes a special kind of person to open a wine bottle effortlessly. For the rest of us, the task usually means wearing at least a quarter of the bottle before it's all said and done. They didn't just make this opener for no reason, people hate opening wine bottles and enjoy getting a little subtle payback.

Why We Love It

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