How many times have you been stuck in an elevator or the middle of traffic and thought to yourself, "Wow", I could use an awesome roast beef sandwich right now. Carrying around a roast beef sandwich all day will only get you odd looks and unwanted affections from that weird guy that smells like cheese all the time.

Keep the roast beef in the fridge and instead carry around Roast Beef Gumballs. It's all the flavor without the smell of fetid meat. Keep a few in your purse or pocket and pull them out when that roast beef urge hits you. It doesn't matter if it's in the car, at home or in the office. It's always the right time for a Roast Beef gumball.