Remote Control Fart Machine

Remote Control Fart Machine

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While the Whoopee Cushion will forever be a classic fart gag, pranking has evolved for a more sophisticated crowd of jokers. Step up your fart joke repertoire with the Remote Control Fart Machine.

With this gas-tastic little innovation, you control when to let loose the torrent of digital fartitude with a remote control. With this handy gag, you are no longer limited to a one-time payoff when your mark sits down. There are so many opportunities to use the Remote Control Fart Machine, the possibilities are endless.

With the press of a button the room will erupt in laughter as your friend's cheeks get red. Simply hide the speaker behind her chair or under her desk and let the endless supply of laughs come roaring forth.

The Sweet Smell of Progress

We’re proud to say that we’ve evolved past the days of whoopie cushions and armpit fart sounds. The new millennium has brought with it one of the greatest advances of modern times...the Remote Control Fart Machine. Sit back and relax as your unsuspecting victims break horrendous wind at the push of a button. You'll be rolling on the floor laughing as they try and figure out where the embarrassing assplosions are coming from.

 

Specs, Features and Bragging rights

- Pick a target and prank them from a safe distance

- Hide the sounder and push the handheld button to activate

- Works from distances up to 100 feet

- Wireless remote

- Makes 15 different fart sounds

- Requires 9 volt battery, not included

 

Who Would Love The Remote Control Fart Machine?

Everyone has that one friend who lives for a great practical joke, and this would be the perfect gift. The good news is that you'll be part of the joke, so you'll know what to expect. Everyone else in your circle of friends won't be so lucky. It’s going to be a hot time in the old fart house tonight.

 

Frequently Asked Questions

Do they smell?

Sadly, science has made great strides in remote controlled fart simulation, but the artificial arse aroma is still outside its grasp. Don't let the lack of odor deter you from embarrassing everyone around you. It's not the smell that matters, but the depth and richness of the fart sound itself. Take heart, and let the Remote Control Fart Machine take you to a new level in practical jokes.

 

Can I use it to cover up my own fart?

Yes, you are ingenious to think about this, and we like your style. If you're having a bad gas day, then unleash this on unsuspecting people and blame them for the offending odor. Your own farts can foul the air, but everyone will be pointing someone else. Is is diabolical? Yes. Is it awesome. Yes!

Why We Love It

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