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The Poop Key Chain
How many times have you reached into your pocket and pulled out a big piece of poop? Alright, so it was just me. The Poop Key chain lets you keep your keys safely dangling from a pile of fecal material that would frighten away any would-be thief. Do you have a friend that refuses to wear deodorant or smells like he bathes in the sewer? The poop key chain can be a none-too-subtle way to get him to change his dirty ways. Whatever your reason, it's guaranteed to be a conversation starter when you pull out a pile of poo.
When it comes to poop, we just can’t pass it up. Poop has been a classic prank for centuries (at least we think so) and it’s really fun to pay homage to its timeless hilarity with a fake dookie keychain. It’s a respect thing, yo.