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If you’ve ever dreamed of taking a big poop on a statue or begging people for breadcrumbs in Central Park, then you’re going to need the Pigeon Mask. The general populous will likely run in fear from a clothed man-sized pigeon, but that should give you ample time to climb your favorite statue to drop a deuce with your avian brethren.
The mask is incredibly lifelike and perfect for any occasion … which might require the wearing of a large pigeon mask.
The Pigeon Mask is recommended for bird lovers ages 14 and up.