Paparazzi Shades

When you walk outside, are you inundated with flashbulbs and nosy photographers? No? Me either, but you can look like it with Paparazzi shades. These black bar shades cover your eyes just like all your friends on Cops.

When the popo pulls you over for going 105 in a 30, you can keep your identity a secret from your dozens of adoring friends...I mean, fans. Keep your dignity when you do something stupid by wearing these stylish novelty glasses. Are you ready for your closeup...or mugshot? I hear Charlie Sheen has three pairs and Nick Nolte makes his own.
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