Onion Ring Breath Mints

Onion Ring Breath Mints

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Have you ever wanted the deep-fried flavor of onion rings, but not the jaw-dropping cardiac arrest that happened afterward? Try out some Onion Ring Breath Mints and get all the flavor without the blocked arteries. Who wants to go around smelling like mint or cinnamon when your breath can smell like a member of the food pyramid. Fried, is a food group, right? It's right next to chocolate and ice cream, but before fruit and grains. You can fit these mints right in your purse or pocket and not have to worry about grease stains and batter flakes on the lining. Onion Ring Mints make great gifts and stocking stuffers for all the fried food lovers on your shopping list.

There are three gimungous reasons we love Onion Ring Breath Mints. First of all, we’d live on onion rings if we could, but don’t want to lose our slurpish figures. It’s way easier on cholesterol levels and waistlines to grab a tin of these bad boys and binge slurp them at our desks. Second, they have a tendency to repel weirdies who try to talk to us while we’re waiting for baristas to get our office coffee orders ready. And, finally, they’re not greasy, so the boss doesn’t know we’re slurping down oniony goodness while we’re working…until we open our mouths.


Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer


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