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Everyone knows that as we get older, unless you’re a billionaire, the likelihood of getting carnal action decreases. If you know an old fogey that needs a little lovin’, then get him the Old Man-One Year Supply of Rubbers.
The box contains one condom, which may actually wind up being a multi-year supply. The days of youthful vigor are over, but thanks to that little blue pill, you’ll be able to get it up at least once for your anniversary. Just make sure you take it early, since you’re probably in bed by 8 p.m.