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It’s hell getting old. First, you can’t walk straight because your bones are tired and arthritic and then your butt muscles give out, so whenever you have your fiber supplement you can’t help but fart with every step. There’s no sense in denying the inevitable, but now you can blame it all on the Old Fart Inflatable Cane.
The cane can be inflated and makes fart sounds, but who is to say which one is the cane and which one is you? It won’t be until the smell of Bengay and air biscuits start wafting through the room that anyone will be able to decide for sure. By then (hopefully), if you’re really cruising, you’ll be halfway across the room.