Officially Retired Dice

Officially Retired Dice

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You have a lot of time on your hands when you retire and you don't want to spend your golden years sitting by the phone waiting for your children to call.

The Officially Retire Dice gives you all the options an old-timer could need for an evening's pleasure. Take some time to read AARP or go shopping for a new set of electric blankets. The world is your oyster now that you have put the 9-5 job behind you, so feel free to take a chance and let your wig down.

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