Obama Toilet Paper

Obama Toilet Paper

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With Barack Obama Toilet Paper, you'll always have the president's ear, it just won't be anywhere near your mouth. Whether Republican or Democrat, you can appreciate the feeling of spreading your cheeks with our nation's commander and chief. With Obama Toilet Paper, you can cast your vote every time you flush the porcelain thrown! Yes you can!

Love him or hate him... everyone needs some obama toilet paper.

Presidential Poo Remover

The great thing about first amendment rights is our ability to wipe our butts with the visage of a sitting president. Polls have nothing on this roll of bathroom tissue! Obama Toilet Paper is one way you can show your presidential approval after you get done taking care of business.


Specs Features and Bragging Rights

- President’s image printed on every sheet

- Made in the USA

- Perforated easy-tear sheets

- Political gag gift perfect for any party


Who Would Love Obama Toilet Paper?

You can be assured that your favorite Tea Partier would be first in line for this piece of presidential memorabilia.  Pretty much any conservative would likely be interested in this as Obama’s time in the office comes to a close. They’ll never admit it, but our guess is half of Congress keeps a few rolls on hand.


Frequently Asked Questions

Will the Secret Service know I bought it?

We’re not privy to that classified information, but if you spot a dude wearing a black suit, shades and an ear piece in your john, assume the answer is yes.


Are there other presidents available for my wiping needs?

Sorry, as of now, all we have is Obama, but I’m sure when the next president is elected that will change. No matter who’s in office, there will always be a strong demand for some presidential toilet paper.

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer


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  • Manuel . Apr 1, 2013
    This toilet paper is hilarious-however it may be difficult to use,given the shaking hand associated with laughter pursuant to seeing his face during such a critical maneuver in a compromising position.
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  • Libby . Dec 10, 2011
    This toilet paper is great!! The clarity of the picture on the roll is fabulous. I have told so many people about it and they think it is a great gift idea!! I bought this for my grandfather and I he loves it, hilarious and a great conversation starter!! I looked around and this toilet paper was definitely the best price compared to other places. HIGHLY RECOMMEND. Also, the shipping and customer service was wonderful.
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  • Rocky . Aug 8, 2011
    I got two rolls of obama toilet paper I put one roll in my bathroom while we had company over and everyone had a good laugh over it. I gave the other roll to my boss at an office gift party. The obama toilet paper is a must for all people that follow politics.
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  • Casey . Jan 15, 2011
    GREAT PRODUCT! There is nothing I love more then to wipe myself with Obama's face everyday, It the best feeling in the world! Worth the 5 bucks, everyone loves it.
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  • josh . Jan 13, 2011
    Bought this for my father-in-law, who roared with laughter and immediately went to try it out. I can't think of a better gift, lol. GREAT PRODUCT!
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