The Nose Picker 3000

The Nose Picker 3000

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Don't exhaust your finger muscles digging for gold!  Let the Nose Picker 3000 do it for you!

Technology is an amazing thing and has now transformed the art of manual nose picking into a spectacle of visual delight. The Electric Nose Picker has a rotating finger that’s guaranteed to get into those hard to reach spaces and pull out booger loads that will make small children cry tears of joy and disgust.

This marvel of the modern age will make sure you stay king of the booger hill. If you want to be a professional, then you need the proper tools, and for nose picking, it doesn’t come much more professional than the Electric Nose Picker.

We've all had those boogies that are so far in there or stuck steadfast to the inside of our nostrils that we wish we had a magical nose picker to get them out. We love the Nose Picker 3000, because it brings us that sweet nasal-probing satisfaction that only a battery powered instrument can provide. Picker 3000 -1, Nose Nuggets – 0.


Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer


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