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Newsflash! Damn You're Old Gift Package

Newsflash! Damn You're Old Gift Package

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Newsflash! Damn You’re Old Gift Package

Time marches on, and the years go by, but that special someone is still your favorite old fogey to razz as often as possible. The Newsflash! Damn You’re Old Gift Package is the perfect over-the-hill gift set for friends and family who could use a little old-fashioned ribbing – with a modern-day twist. Catch them off guard with a gift that literally says, “Damn You’re Old.”

Damn You’re Old Deluxe Gift Set Includes:

  • Naughty Knickers Sexy Undies for Sensual Seniors: They’ll be impressed at how this disposable adult diaper will instantly take decades off their age when they slip into these daring, sexy. They’ll look and feel like a baby again!
  • I Pooped Today Reality Sanitizer: Germs are crappy! This fun travel-sized bottle of citrus-scented hand sanitizer is perfect for the home, office, or whenever they FINALLY get the urge to drop a steamer.
  • Newsflash! You’re Old as Fuck Reality Mints: Remind someone special that they’re old AF with this funny mint tin. They can put geriatric breath funk to rest with approximately 165 peppermint breath mints.

An Over-the-Hill Gift for Friends at Every Stage of Old AF

Give the Damn You’re Old Deluxe Gift Set to friends and family who could use a giggle on special occasions, or for no occasion at all. Not only does it make a hilarious birthday gift, but it’s also perfect for over-the-hill parties, retirements, holidays, and just to say, “You’re my OLDEST friend. Like, seriously, DAMN, you’re old!”

Why We Love It

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