Mooning Dashboard Cow

Mooning Dashboard Cow

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Commuter traffic can be a pain, and we can't just keep giving rude drivers the finger. The Dashboard Mooning Cow is the perfect passive aggressive way to tell those drivers what they can kiss. The cute cow attaches to the dashboard and moons everyone going by.

Don't let that guy who cut you off at the exit get away with it. Let the Dashboard Mooning Cow fight your battles for you. No one can get mad looking at this rosy-cheeked bovine, so stick it on your dash and give other motorists the full moon they deserve.

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  • Damian . Oct 22, 2011
    I bought this for a friend who moved to the country. I thought it would be perfect in his car while driving around the cow pastures. The guy actually uses it and has received many compliments.
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