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Shut The Hell Up Gum

Shut The Hell Up Gum

You may not be able to tell your boss exactly how you feel, so more...

Public Toilet Survival Kit

Public Toilet Survival Kit

Nobody likes dropping a deuce in an unfamiliar restroom, but when you gotta go, more...

Munchstaches Cookie Cutters

Munchstaches Cookie Cutters
The days of handlebar mustaches are thankfully over, but you can relive the days more...

Camo Toilet Paper

Camo Toilet Paper

The Camo Toilet Paper is the coolest bathroom tissue you'll never see coming. Each more...

Speeding Cuz I Have to Poop Window Sign

Speeding Cuz I Have to Poop Window Sign

How many times have you been on the Interstate and seen some crazy driver more...

Get Crap Done Pen

Get Crap Done Pen

Have you ever been overwhelmed and felt the weight of the world on your more...

No Tear Toilet Paper

No Tear Toilet Paper

What's more annoying than dropping a deuce and then discovering that there's no toilet more...

Bacon Mints

Bacon Mints

Let's face it, we all love bacon. It's the closest thing to ambrosia we more...

Handerpants Gloves

Handerpants Gloves

There are times when we all need a little extra warmth in our sensitive more...

Scoops: Ice Cream Door Stop

Scoops: Ice Cream Door Stop

Don't use an old stool or rubber stopper to keep your door open, that's more...

Crustache Sandwich Cutter

Crustache Sandwich Cutter

You've heard of finger foods, but I bet facial hair foods is a new more...

Special Shit Seasoning

Special Shit Seasoning
When you're cooking for a special crowd, your menu has to be special too. more...

Bacon Spoon Rest

Bacon Spoon Rest

There isn't anything bacon really isn't good for. Well, it may not cure male more...

Bacon Stocking

Bacon Stocking
Put bacon on a salad and you've got some sizzle. Put bacon on a more...

Dashboard Eyeball Wiggler

Dashboard Eyeball Wiggler

Here's looking at you, kid. The Dashboard Eyeball Wiggler is a cute and unique more...

Vinderalls Wine Caddy

Vinderalls Wine Caddy

Where's the wine, y'all?

No matter how much you've spent on a bottle of wine, more...

Slicey Dashboard Pig Wiggler

Slicey Dashboard Pig Wiggler
Do you like having twisted, yet surprisingly cool, items on your dashboard? Slicey the more...

Pickle Band Aids

Pickle Band Aids

Fix up any minor scrape or cut with a Pickle Band Aid. Sweet or more...

Ah Choo Nose Pepper Mill

Ah Choo Nose Pepper Mill

How many people have been caught in the pepper trap and wound up sneezing more...

Red Cup Kool Kooler

Red Cup Kool Kooler

It has been heralded in song and a treasured memory for adults for decades. more...

Cheese Cutter Lavatory Mist

Cheese Cutter Lavatory Mist

The scent that wafts through the air when a person cuts the cheese isn't more...

Bitch Slap Those Germs Hand Sanitizer

Bitch Slap Those Germs Hand Sanitizer

Tell those germs to step off with our Bitch Slap Those Germs Hand Sanitizer. more...

Erase Your Past Gum

Erase Your Past Gum

Don't bother with all that expensive therapy when you can simply forget about your more...

Dashboard Bull Rider: Sunny

Dashboard Bull Rider: Sunny

Nothing will get your motor running faster than this little blonde as she rides more...

Beer Bell

Beer Bell
Ring for the Beer Bell for ice cold beer! It's as simple as that... This bell more...

100 Reasons to Panic About Getting Married Book

100 Reasons to Panic About Getting Married Book

Marriage is a big decision and, for at least 50 percent of the population, more...

Glacier Rocks Ice Cubes

Glacier Rocks Ice Cubes

When you’re relaxing with a nice cold drink, the last thing you want is more...

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

The G.I. Joe's and He-Man action figures of your youth have got nothing on more...

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