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You love her. You’ll spend the rest of your life with her, but she can really get on your nerves. Nag, nag, nag, nag. If you’re looking for a new model that won’t yell at you for watching football or forgetting to take the garbage out, then you’re looking for the Ideal Inflatable Wife.
This 34 inch tall inflatable wife won’t talk back, complain about the yard needing to be mowed, or inform you that your mother-in-law will be staying for the weekend. You can relax after a long day knowing that your Ideal Inflatable Wife will never pester you about your feelings. And, if you ever get tired of her company, you can just deflate her and put her in the closet with your old bowling ball.