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I Shouldn't Have Put That In My Mouth Mints

I Shouldn't Have Put That In My Mouth Mints

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I Shouldn’t Have Put That In My Mouth Mints

You open the refrigerator and see an old box of Chinese food and can’t remember if it was from last night or last week. You contemplate the consequences of eating expired wontons and decide to take the risk. You immediately regret it, and now your mouth tastes like furry penicillin-laced wontons. This is where I Shouldn’t Have Put That In My Mouth Mints comes in handy. They help get rid of that nasty taste in your mouth and freshen your breath at the same time. We’ve all had those unfortunate moments.

Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights

  • Hilarious tin filled with peppermint breath mints
  • Collectable tin reads: I Shouldn’t Have Put That In My Mouth Mints
  • Contains approximately 165 refreshing mints
  • Funny, unique gift for the regretfully experimental

The Cure for Instant Regret

There’s no shame in putting something in your mouth that you thought would taste fine and instead induces a gagging reaction and immediate regret. Sometimes it’s food, sometimes it’s something…other than food…wink wink…nudge nudge. When you have a bad taste in your mouth and need immediate relief, then I Shouldn’t Have Put That In My Mouth Mints are for you. We don’t make the right decision every time. So when it comes back to bite you in the taste buds, make sure you have a quick antidote like I Shouldn’t Have Put That In My Mouth Mints.

Why We Love It

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