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You never know when one of those conservative Republicans are going to run up to you and plant a smooch, so keep a pack of I Kissed a Republican Gum on hand to help get that bad taste out of your mouth. Everyone knows that all Republicans are foul smelling old men with bad cologne, so without this gum, you'll be tasting High Karate for hours. I Kissed a Republican Gum can outlast filibusters, debates and lecherous senators. You'll be able to face the nation as long as you've got this gum at the ready. 8 pieces. Peppermint flavor.