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I Just Farted And It Smells Hand Sanitizer

I Just Farted And It Smells Hand Sanitizer

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I Just Farted In Public And It Smells Hand Sanitizer

You didn’t mean to. You were just walking down the street or sitting at your desk when it started bubbling up. You thought it was going to just be a little poof, but you wound up ripping a fart so bad the paint peeled and small children ran in terror. You need I Just Farted In Public And It Smells Hand Sanitizer. You can’t stick your butt in it, but you can keep your hands clear of free-roaming poop particles. When you’ve passed gas and everyone knows it, the least you can do is use protection.

Was it just a fart?

When you rip a really loud, juicy fart, there’s going to be that moment of doubt. Was it just a fart, or did you just crap your pants? These moments call for I Just Farted In Public And It Smells Hand Sanitizer. There’s no reason to take any chances when it comes to a good fart, so keep a bottle or two on hand at all times.

Spec, features, and bragging rights

- Hilarious gift for those who just can’t seem to hold back

- Contains 2 ounces of germ killing, bacteria-fighting hand sanitizer

- The perfect gift for all the public wind-breakers in your life

- Made in the USA

Who would love I Just Farted In Public And It Smells Hand Sanitizer?

Anyone who has had the awkward experience of being outed for a loud, smelly fart could use a bottle of this boldly forthcoming hand sanitizer. Pass it over, and let them proudly slather their hands in germ-killing awesomeness. The fart is out, and they can’t take that back, but they can keep their head held high and hands hygienic.

Frequently Asked Questions

Will it make my fanny faux pas smell less?

Sorry, folks, this is totally about germ killing. The noxious fumes emanating from your butt are a totally separate thing. Once the scary air from your derriere has been loosed upon the world, there is nothing that can be done. You’re just going to have to grin, and hopefully blame it on a dog or that weird guy from accounting.

Does it matter where I fart in public?

Nope, it doesn’t matter if you fart on a busy street corner or in the board room. I Just Farted In Public And It Smells Hand Sanitizer will always be there for you. You can even use it when you fart by yourself. There’s no wrong time or place to use this beautifully honest hand sanitizer.

Why We Love It

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