I Have Three Daughters Apron

I Have Three Daughters Apron

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  • 100% Polyester
  • Printed in House
  • Fits Adults


Any parent knows the true meaning of fear. Anyone raising three daughters, regardless of whether they’re toddlers, teens or any age in between, understands that there is nothing more brutally terrifying than that pink lace adorned estrogen infestation.

Be proud that you have stared into the face of adorable evil and came back stronger. The I Have Three Daughters Apron states that nothing can scare you because you’ve got three daughters. Terrorists, vampires, werewolves and the IRS can make most people quake in their boots, but not you.

We had to get the I Have Three Daughters Apron because, as a parent, fear takes on a whole new meaning. Boyfriends. Credit cards. Driving. All that estrogen under one roof. The horror!! Freddie and Jason don’t have anything on the everyday terror that surviving three daughters can bring.


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