The Hoodie Wine Tote

The Hoodie Wine Tote

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When most people think about a hoodie and wine, they imagine a rather foul-smelling wino drinking alone by the railroad tracks, looking like the unabomber. Break this cycle of shameful misrepresentation with the Hoodie Wine Tote. Hoodies and wine are for everyone, and it's time to take a stand!

The Hoodie Wine Tote is the casual, fun way to keep your favorite wines protected from the elements. Fans of hooded sweatshirts know they are universally comfortable choices whether they're headed to a friend's house for game night, going to class, or hitting the gym. If you're the kind of guy or gal that appreciates the comfort and versatility of a hoodie, it seems fitting that your wine tote should match your laid back sense of style. 

If you're worried that a wine sweater is far too hipster for that bottle of vino you picked up at the corner convenience store, slip it into our gray wine hoodie and step out the door, keeping it real. Impress your friends with your taste for unique wine couture by putting your bottle in the Hoodie Wine Tote.


Color: BLUE

If your wine prefers solitude and is kind of a loner, then you need to pair it up with The Hoodie Wine Tote. It's the preferred tote for introverted wines, as well as those with social anxiety. It can snuggle up in the hoodie and pretend not to exist until you pop the cork.


Specs, Features and Bragging Rights

- Blue wine sweatshirt

- Features zipper and ties to keep wine cozy

- Wine bottles look as though they’re fresh from the gym

- Perfect for hostess gift at a casual get-together

- Fits most standard wine bottles


Who will love the Hoodie Wine Tote?

Wine is a pretty common gift for parties, but dressing it up in something awesome and unexpected will make your present memorable. Who wouldn’t get a kick out of receiving a bottle of vino in this handsome and giggle-inspiring wine tote? It's fun and will keep the wine at the proper temperature until you arrive at the party. This is one of the best wine totes available and all the cool kids – of responsible and legal drinking age – want one.


Frequently Asked Questions

Will this make my wine anti-social or broody?

No, The Hoodie Wine Tote should not interfere with how your wine interacts with others in his peer group. You may have a few issues with a Moscato trying to talk to Pinot Noir, but that tension goes back for generations, so don't worry about it. The Hoodie Wine Tote might actually make it a little easier for your wine to make friends.


Does it cover the whole bottle?

Yep, The Wine Hoodie will cover the bottle from top to bottom and with a tug of the strings, the whole bottle is snug as a bug in a rug. The only thing missing is a pair of iPod earbuds protruding from the inside. It's the hipster version of the wine tote, so bundle up your favorite wine for any occasion. 

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer


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