Hipster Mustache

Let the great days of the 70's roll...all three of them...with this testament to bygone days, the hipster mustache.

It's great for a little romantic roll play if you want to be the naughty police officer or the trash-mouthed trucker. The hipster mustache was a classic look that has thankfully gone the way of the mullet and is rarely seen accept in trailer parks and truck stops.

Give the gift that keeps on giving. Help your buddy bring his inner hillbilly to life with the hipster mustache. If he can't quite get that facial hair to grow, then let him live out his fantasy with a 'stache that will have the biker babes sweating in their fringed leathers.
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Hipster Mustache

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