He's Never Going To Change Gum

He's Never Going To Change Gum

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You’ve been dating him for a few months now and think you’ve got him just about trained, then you head to the bathroom and nearly fall in because he left the seat up. Crap, he’s never going to change.

Our He’s Never Going to Change Gum is perfect for the girlfriend who just realized that you can’t break a guy from being a guy. He’s going to burp, fart and scratch his nether region in public. He’s going to leave the seat up no matter how many times you remind him. Just accept it, he’s never going to change.

It’s not easy coming to terms with your hubby or boyfriend’s tendency to be an eternal man-child. We love that these tasty morsels soften the blow while women come to terms with the cold, hard truth of it all with He’s Never Going to Change Gum. You love him anyway, but you wouldn’t mind if he lowered the toilet seat every now and then or put away …anything… after using it.

 

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