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Happy Gum for Your Crappy Life

Is life getting you down? Landlord evicting you from your home? Don't worry, chew some Happy Gum for your crappy life. These eight pieces of gum won't get your mother-in-law out of the house any faster, but they will bring a temporary smile to your face. Life sucks, so chew gum.

Pack measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.
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