Happy Couple Garden Gnome

Happy Couple Garden Gnome

$17.50
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Even garden gnomes like to get down every now and then. The provocative Happy Couple Garden Gnome statue features a grinning gnome thoroughly enjoying a stimulating oral presentation from his lady friend. This probably isn’t good for the front yard, but your backyard garden will definitely liven up with this kinky duo.

There’s something disturbing about seeing a gnome with his pants around his ankles, but you can’t help but stare. It’s like an R-rated train wreck. This will be perfect for anyone who loves unique garden gnomes or porn…or both. The Happy Couple Garden Gnome statue will make a great addition to your collection.

 

 

One HUMdinger of a Garden Piece

It's nice to know that old age hasn't slowed this couple's libido. The Happy Couple Garden Gnome shows off the finer points of gnomish foreplay. Who knows? Maybe he mowed the lawn, finally worked on the roof or maybe she just felt like giving him a little extra treat at the end of the day. Whatever the occasion, we don't think he's complaining.

 

Specs, Features and Bragging Rights

- Added attraction to any front lawn

- Made of resin

- Weatherproof

- Measures 6" tall by 6 1/2" wide

- Weighs approx. 2lbs

- Perfect for your lawn, patio, or garden

- Makes a great gag gift

 

Who Would Love The Happy Couple Garden Gnome?

Anyone with a sense of humor and a love a gardening will love the hilarious Happy Couple Garden Gnome. Weeding the flowerbed will be more inspirational than ever, and by the time you’re done, you just might be in the mood for love. There's no reason why you shouldn't be having as much fun as the Happy Couple Garden Gnome.

 

Frequently Asked Questions

What are they doing?

 

If you don't know, then we’re sure as hell not going to tell you. These frisky gnomes are taking part in a long tradition of consensual pleasure that has been around for centuries. If you really want to know, then ask your parents…in public...at dinner with grandma.

 

Are they wearing protection?

We can’t be sure, because they’re just too busy to say. The whole scene says to us that this is a monogamous couple that love each other deeply, and we’ll just leave it at that. BTW, you’re giving this way too much thought. 

Why We Love It

— Jessi, Funslurp Buyer Jessi, Funslurp Buyer

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