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Everyone knows that when you get older all your hopes and dreams go down the toilet, so why not celebrate it with the Happy Birthday Toilet Paper?
You'll never look at your birthday the same way again when you wipe your posterior with some prankster's birthday gift. It doesn't matter how old the birthday boy or girl is, because you can wish anyone a crappy birthday with Happy Birthday Toilet Paper. Besides, with all that dairy he ate, the roll won't last past his birthday anyway.
He can enjoy your unique birthday present one sheet at a time, even after he's totally pooped.
Do you know someone who loathes her birthday or loves to have every aspect of her life consumed by birthday cheer? We love Happy Birthday Toilet Paper because it’s such a great gift for both sides of the birthday spectrum. The haters can wipe their butts with warm wishes and the lovers have yet another place for birthday celebrations to enter their lives.