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There are times when we all need a little extra warmth in our sensitive areas, so why not put on some thermal underwear? And no, I'm not talking about that sensitive area.
Your hands are one of the major release points for heat, so keep them warm with Handerpants Gloves. These gloves are made to resemble your traditional tighty whities, but fit snugly over your hands. They are made with 95 percent cotton and five percent spandex. People will either think you're incredibly creative or you can't afford gloves. Either way, you're guaranteed to stand out.
Tighty Whities for Your Fingers
Who doesn’t love the snug feeling of tighty whitie underpants on their junk? Well, now you can get that same cozy feeling for your fingers. Handerpants Gloves will keep your hands warm all day long and you don’t even have to worry about a low sperm count or those embarrassing skid marks.
Specs, Features and Bragging Rights
- Includes two underwear inspired gloves
- Fingers are bare so your Handerpants don’t interfere with use of electronic devices or scratching your nethers
- Perfect for infinite uses all year round
Who Would Like Handerpants Gloves
Handerpants Gloves are perfect for the athlete who needs the flexibility of his bare fingers, but wants warmth for his hands. They are tight and close to the skin, so it’s almost like not wearing anything, and yet staying warm. In fact, anyone that needs to use their fingers for work will appreciate these amazingly versatile gloves.
Frequently Asked Questions
Why don’t I just use my regular tighty whities for my hands?
If you are seriously considering using actual underwear to warm your hands, then more power to you, but there are few problems. First, you have something on your hands that has been on your crotch. Secondly, the odds of your pelvic region and hand being the same size are slim at best. And, finally, you’d have to be splitting one pair of underwear between two hands. There’s no getting around the weird factor of that. It’s just best to let your knickers do their own thing and leave the gloving business to Handerpants.
Are these one size fits all?
Pretty freaking close. Handerpants are made of a stretchable spandex and cotton, so they’ll conform to most hand shapes and sizes. Unless you have tiny Tom Thumb hands or enormous Sasquatch paws, you should be ok with a pair of Handerpants gloves. If you do have Sasquatch paws, then the fur should keep you warm anyway. Play to your strengths, pal.